I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES
BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE
BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
I would love to run over him with a tractor
Fuck the tractor, get a steam roller so we can flatten his fat fucking pride and glue him to a rock then drop it in the deepest part of the ocean.
i saw a guy wearing a scouting legion jacket at church
you’d be praying too if all your friends died
I love this scene so much :
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
"Please, oh baby, don’t go."
i wanna f*ck a politician or someone famous that’s in the closet so they pay me enough to live a glamorous life but then write a tell-all book and get a reality tv deal and make even more money lol
I’m an awesome friend, but don’t date me.
I suck as a woman. I mean seriously. I like, feel emotions and shit.